place your bets Sherlock or US government which is coming back first
Adam
most offensive thing to happen in the lilo & stitch remake
nani gives up custody of lilo so she can go to college
stitch fart jokes
jumba fat jokes
no tourism commentary OR colonialism commentary
no gantu. instead jumba is never redeemed and is just an evil criminal
no ugly duckling story
stitch never shows his alien form to lilo* nor has his ohana scene with nani
pleakley doesn't cross-dress
they forgot to look up if leroy was even jumba's experiment b4 making a cameo
'ohana means family' scene is a comedy bit now
tiktok joke
other (specify, i like getting angry)
See Results*very emblematic of disney sanitizing the fuck out of stitch.
oh shit i forgot to add that cobra bubbles isnt a CPS agent and does nothing
ALT@frenchgirltalya bad news. start screaming
WTF WHY EVEN DO ANY OF THIS
"Let's take one of the most creative, fun, and fondly enjoyed animated movies we've got and make it SUCK" was that the thought process???
I am spoiling the live action Lilo & Stitch. And I am doing it up front and plainly.
Do not fucking see this movie. Do not waste your money on this. Period.
They made Nani give Lilo up to the American government. They made Nani LEAVE Hawaii and pursue being a marine biologist. They made a native Hawaiian character give up her sibling to pursue a dream that she originally did not have. This is imperialist propaganda at its FINEST.
The original fucking movie is about family staying together. It's about indigenous people being able to stay with each other and stay in their home and be together! That's the whole fucking point! Nani is Lilo's last living relative on her homeland—it is jarring, it is disgusting and disturbing that Nani would not only leave her last blood relative alone, give her up to the very government that is harming native Hawaiians TODAY, but also travel to the "mainland" for her dream!
Not to mention, Nani's actress isn't fucking Hawaiian. She's much paler in photos and real life. They fucking darkened her for this movie.
Don't even get me started on the transgender subtext of Pleakley's "human" disguise from the original movie being completely erased in favor of him being played by a regular ass white man. Jumba doesn't have his accent, they made him more villainous, and his "human" disguise is a non-fat white man—which part of his original joke, I know, is that he was bigger and was more clumsy in the movie because of his size, but to have the main shape of his character completely removed is also fucking weird.
This live action movie is a desecration to the original. I encourage you to not see it, please. Don't give Disney any of your money on this one. Just watch the original. Please just watch the original.
The new message in the live action movie is disturbing and gross.
This is one of the most disrespectful live actions I've seen and heard of. I implore you to not watch it.
She went to the fucking mainland to study MARINE BIOLOGY??? Ffs have these fuckers never heard of UH? I knew so many people who moved TO Hawai'i to study marine biology (tbf it's own problem, stop moving to Hawai'i)
This is honestly so disappointing. The original movie was so good, all they had to do was copy and paste it into a live action version, but apparently they cant even do that right these days
while you were watching good queer rep, i was watching the most homophobic shit you’ll ever lay eyes on
yeah
you deactivated but destiel is forever
it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever
"Well, pyreflies aren't visible to everyone. For some, watching pyreflies depart the dead gives them a peace of mind, but what about those who can't see them? The dance makes it a ritual they can still be part of." —Yuna (Final Fantasy X-2.5 novella deserves the criticism it gets but there are still some lore-building gems in it)
I havent been on here since 2022, idk if thats a good or bad thing. What did i miss? lmao
bunjywunjy
rubykgrant
most offensive thing to happen in the lilo & stitch remake
nani gives up custody of lilo so she can go to college
stitch fart jokes
jumba fat jokes
no tourism commentary OR colonialism commentary
no gantu. instead jumba is never redeemed and is just an evil criminal
no ugly duckling story
stitch never shows his alien form to lilo* nor has his ohana scene with nani
pleakley doesn't cross-dress
they forgot to look up if leroy was even jumba's experiment b4 making a cameo
'ohana means family' scene is a comedy bit now
tiktok joke
other (specify, i like getting angry)
See Results*very emblematic of disney sanitizing the fuck out of stitch.
oh shit i forgot to add that cobra bubbles isnt a CPS agent and does nothing
ALT@frenchgirltalya bad news. start screaming
WTF WHY EVEN DO ANY OF THIS
"Let's take one of the most creative, fun, and fondly enjoyed animated movies we've got and make it SUCK" was that the thought process???
